Liers Norgan, disgraced TV presenter, has joined the Meercovo Armed forces as tensions rise in the region.
Liers Norgan, former Good Morning Meercovo presenter, who was disgraced after verbally abusing a weather presenter and forcing an unnamed woman to flee, has joined the Meercovo Army.
Ms Norgan, who hadn't been seen since the departure from TV, said she joined the army to "fight against snowflakes," and to end "woke-ness".
It comes as tensions in the region raise over a trade deal between Zanjact and Meercovo, which has decimated the automobile industry region-wide. Ms Norgan is one of 130,000 soldiers who have joined the Meercovo army since the tensions began.
However, many have accused Ms Norgan of "running scared" of reporters and "hiding" after she left TV disgraced. Some politicians have called for her immediate dismissal, accusing her of ruining the army's reputation.
Furthermore, before Ms Norgan joined, the army was recruiting 5,400 soldiers per day on average. This number has plummeted to just 5 per day, causing panic in the ranks. Ms Norgan has been blamed for causing this; as many put it, "we don't want to fight with her within 50 miles of us."
A petition, signed by 5 million people, has been received by the government calling for Ms Norgan's execution, although a government source commented ""we are looking at solutions more brutal for Ms Norgan"
Ms Norgan called the petition ""woke"