'The Age' in chaos

ONN is reporting that 'The Age', the first and official news agency of The Orange Order has effectively collapsed under the huge success of the ONN.

Resembling the rise of ITV after the BBC lacked any competition in Britain, ONN has forced The Age to rebrand and reorganise itself as shockwaves are sent through the news industry.

ONN has now established itself as the regions most trusted and popular news organisation, as The Age attempts to rebrand itself as ""The Morning Herald"", with snazzy headings and logos plastering their new page.

The ONN has soared to 26 reads in under 24 hours, leaving The Age in a trail of dust. Polls indicate that the ONN is the most popular and trusted in the region, with 86% of Meercovian's either viewing the website, reading the newspaper or watching us on TV every day.

As journalism in TOO continues to establish itself, the whole ONN team wishes our rivals at the Morning Herald all the best in the coming weeks and months, and we look forward to the friendly competition about to begin.