Liers Norgan has been released from prison. The ex-tv presenter, ex-MP and ex-serial killer has returned to Meercovo, news that not everyone is happy about.
In a shocking turnaround, Liers Norgan has been cleared of all crimes and has returned to her $4.5 billion mansion in south Meercovo. But Ms Norgan is not out of the woods yet- some are questioning why the ex-killer nun hasn't been punished for not fulfilling her duties as an MP for the 3 months she was in jail.
However, the more controversial story emerging tonight is that Ms Norgan, a serial-bully, has been appointed by Oleg Edwards to the FBI. However, the FBI is a top secret organisation, and Meercovians can't decide if it means "Feed Me Lollipops" or "Female Body Inspector". Either one has left many horrified at the thought Liers Norgan could be raiding a house in the future...
Norgan was criticised by everyone for returning, with over 59.5 million Meercovians tuning into the broadcast announcing Liers' new role. This broke the previous record for most watched tv broadcast by around 20 million people.
The news is creating chaos in Meercovo, with many panic buying goods and some even screaming in the streets. One Meercovo company which builds underground bunkers said that "within minutes" of the announcement, they sold "10 million bunkers".
Oleg Edwards was heavily criticised for his "stupid" decision to give Norgan a position within the FBI, and the justice system has also received mild criticism for Norgan being cleared of murdering babies. Yet Norgan herself has been subjected to hate mail and abuse online, with some people sending warnings about Norgan and suggesting that the role will end with "a lot of pain and destruction"
When ONN contacted Norgan, she responded:
"Well it's just woke isn't it. I get released from prison, and the woke mob are already onto me. These snowflakes need to get a grip, what is wrong with them? It's just too woke. It's time Meercovo woke up and stopped being so woke about everything, and end the woke crusade of these woke snowflakes and their woke ideology being wokely imposed on our woke nation"
Liers later claimed "I am not woke" when asked why she liked the word so much.